Online Only Auction
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Price Realized:
3.00 USD
Shipping Available
Date(s)
8/19/2022 - 8/24/2022
AUCTIONEER INFORMATION
Bidding Notice:

This is an internet-only auction. All bidding activity will take place online. www.bidmore2win.hibid.com


Information
Lot # 1307
Group - Category Antiques & Collectibles - Collectibles - Kitchen / Home
Lead Ashtrays Lot 14 (3) Harrah's
Name 191 - BidMore Celebrates The Art Of Dad Jokes
Auctioneer
Type Online-Only Auction
Date(s) 8/19/2022 - 8/24/2022
Auction Date/Time Info
internet-only
Preview Date/Time Saturday 11-2 Monday - Wednesday 10-5
Checkout Date/Time Thursday-Friday 10-5 Satirday 11-2 Items not picked up by close of business Saturday will be charged storage/handling fees
Location
Buyer Premium 13% buyers premium, 10% for cash
Description
We decided this week to celebrate the art of the dad joke. You know, the mostly 1-2 liners that are so terrible, you cant help but laugh? Here is just a sampling I came across the internet. Isn't Google great? Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one. How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card. How do you follow Will Smith in the Mud? Follow the fresh prints. What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barberqueue. Why do seagulls fly over the sea? If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels. Am I the only man my wife has ever dated? Unfortunately yes, she said the others were all nines or tens! I'm thinking I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward. What's the difference between a man's wallet before and after kids? There are pictures where the money used to be. What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where's popcorn? I wish my gray hair started in Las Vegas because what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.
UNLESS YOU NEED SHIPPING, ALL ORDERS ARE TO BE PICKED UP Thursday 10-5 Friday 10-5 or Saturday 11-2. Because we do not have storage space in our store, all orders that and are not picked up by 2PM the Saturday following the auction will have a $5 minimum storage handling fee added to their order. If you have over 5 items, it will be $1 an item. This fee will be added to your order before the charge is made. (This excludes orders that require shipping) All orders are to be paid for by 2PM Saturday. We will charge your card at 2PM, including storage handling fees. If you card does not go through, your items may be lost to be reauctioned off or awarded to the next highest bidder. If you pay cash after 2PM Saturday, no buyer's fee discount is given. If your items are not picked up 14 days from the close of the auction all items on the invoice will be either donated or relisted at our discretion. No addditional warning will be given. If the item is relisted, it will be done in your name. No refunds given on loss of resale or donation given. All consignor fees and terms are agreed to by you with the agreement of these terms. Items must be paid and picked up by close of business on the Saturday following the close of the auction. If items are not picked up by COB on Saturday, your card on file will be charged. If for any reason you cannot pick up your items by Saturday, please contact us to make arrangements. If arrangements are made, your credit card will be charged, and you may be charged storage fees, but you will not loose your items. Shipping is availbable for most items. It is your responsibility to ensure the item is marked for shipping. If you bid on an item that is not marked for shipping, you are responsible for the cost of the item. You will have to arrange your own shipping, donate or relist the item. If we do end up shipping the item, a $20 surcharge in addition to all shipping charges will be added per item. Contact us prior to bidding for estimated shipping costs. Handling fees are added to all shipping on orders. Because of the extra packing needed, dish sets and items requiring extra packing will have additional fees added. Boxed Items - $10 First Box $5 additional (Up to 24x24x24) Mailing Tube - $5 Poly Mailer/Bubble Mailer - $3 There are items we do not mark “shipping available” due to possible leakage or extremely fragile. If there are items we do not mark “Shipping Available” and you insist we ship it, there will be a $20/non shippable item surcharge and will not be held responsible for those items. We do not ship freight. If you purchase something where freight is needed, you will be responsible for arranging freight including preparation for freight. Buyer premium of 10% for cash and 13% for credit will be applied to all invoices Idaho sales tax of 6% will be applied to invoice for sales shipped within Idaho and all store pickups All measurments are approximates. We try with the pictures and descriptions, but please come in or call if you would like additional details. All sales are final.
Your bid must adhere to the bid increment schedule.
Bid Amount Bid Increment
0.00 - 29.00 1.00 USD
29.01 - 98.00 2.00 USD
98.01 - 495.00 5.00 USD
495.01 - 990.00 10.00 USD
990.01 - 10,000.00 25.00 USD
10,000.01 - 9,999,999.99 10,000.00 USD
Currency USD
Buyer Premium 13% buyers premium, 10% for cash
Payment Terms
13% buyers premium, 10% for cash 6% Idaho sales tax for in store pickup and shipments within the state of Idaho
Items picked up in store must be picked up by the Saturday following the close of the auction. Pick up location is 4055 Government Way, CDA Idaho. If you do not pick up your items by Saturday, we will charge your card on file. You have until the following Saturday to pick up the paid item, or it will be put back into auction or donated. We can ship if you request it! We will use multiple resources to determine the best rate for shipment. Items under 16oz will be shipped USPS first class unless otherwise noted. Over 16oz will be determined by weight and deminsions. Please inquire about shipping estimates prior to bidding. ITEMS THAT DO NOT SHOW "SHIPPING AVAILABLE" ON THE LISTING WILL NOT BE SHIPPED Shipping Handling Fee: A handling fee will be charged to each invoice that will be shipped based on size of package. Any package that is able to be shipped in a polly envelope or smaller will be assessed a $3 handling fee. Anything shipped in a box will be assessed a $10.00 handling fee for the first box and $5 for each additional. This will help offset the cost of shipping supplies and time taken to carefully pack your items. We look foreward to improving our service in this area.
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